at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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