the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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