So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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