She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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