When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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