You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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