How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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