# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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