Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
