Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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