The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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