I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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