even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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