well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Panties = found
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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