i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
