In the future we'll all be gay
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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