I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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