Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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