Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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