I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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