I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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