Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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