I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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