ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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