so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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