you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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