he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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