um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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