SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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