Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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