she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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