Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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