Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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