found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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