Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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