I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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