Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Two words: blizzard sex
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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