She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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