I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
