im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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