I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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