i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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