that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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