I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Come on in and take your pants off
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