As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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