That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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