Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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