How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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