Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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