If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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