idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I deserve this hangover.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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