I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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