I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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