We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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