I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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