That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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