Swine flu. Run for my life!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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