Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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