I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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