Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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