A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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